Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

grampadirt · January 15, 2009

I was looking on some of my burned CDs for a wedding pic for another thread and ran across these....the topic title says it all....

BuckFeverZ · January 15, 2009

Haha, the motorcylce pic is the best

J-man67 · January 15, 2009

HAHA, those are awesome. I have an 8 month old son...and if he is any thing like I was, I am in for some trouble!

dietz4ibanez · January 15, 2009

thats hilarious! thanks for sharing!

DofD · January 15, 2009

Great pics there Gary! I wonder what the kid got pulled over for? No helmet? Going too slow?

dietz4ibanez · January 15, 2009

The kid eating the dog food would be me!!! I bet the diaper is loaded and stinks really bad!!! I am glad that my wife will change all the diapers when we have kids!!!

DofD · January 15, 2009

The kid eating the dog food would be me!!! I bet the diaper is loaded and stinks really bad!!! I am glad that my wife will change all the diapers when we have kids!!!

Good luck with that one Brian!

Oh the diaper stories I could tell...

J-man67 · January 16, 2009

The kid eating the dog food would be me!!! I bet the diaper is loaded and stinks really bad!!! I am glad that my wife will change all the diapers when we have kids!!!

Good luck with that one Brian!

Oh the diaper stories I could tell...

HAHA! Yeah, really, GOOD LUCK with that! I just had a bad one today. I HATE when it shoots up the kids' back. This was RIGHT after I changed him from his pj's to his clothes. Have fun Brian!!

dietz4ibanez · January 16, 2009

I just told her we wont have kids unless she changes all the diapers!!! I am sure that she will ache for a kid in the next year or 2 and cave!!!

DofD · January 16, 2009

HAHA! Yeah, really, GOOD LUCK with that! I just had a bad one today. I HATE when it shoots up the kids' back. This was RIGHT after I changed him from his pj's to his clothes. Have fun Brian!!

It is so gross when they do that. We call them poop sacks when that happens since it's like they're sitting in a sack of poop.

Or when you go to change a pooped diaper, take the diaper off and the poop starts to flow again and just doesn't seem to stop coming out!

dietz4ibanez · January 16, 2009

HAHA! Yeah, really, GOOD LUCK with that! I just had a bad one today. I HATE when it shoots up the kids' back. This was RIGHT after I changed him from his pj's to his clothes. Have fun Brian!!

It is so gross when they do that. We call them poop sacks when that happens since it's like they're sitting in a sack of poop.

Or when you go to change a pooped diaper, take the diaper off and the poop starts to flow again and just doesn't seem to stop coming out!

haha

I might cave and do just the wet diapers!!!

DofD · January 16, 2009

I just told her we wont have kids unless she changes all the diapers!!! I am sure that she will ache for a kid in the next year or 2 and cave!!!

She's a woman! It's their prerogative to change their minds. Especially at 3am after having to get up ever 2 hours for feedings.

But really, diapers are no big deal to change. Just put some Vicks Vapor Rub under your nose and you're good to go. Though changing a girl's diaper is easier than changing a boy's diaper. Girls don't have the automatically aiming high pressure pee cannon.

DofD · January 16, 2009

Then as they get older it gets more interesting. You take their diaper off, reach for another wipe and they take off naked through the house. As your chasing the little nudist down you're hoping like h3ll they don't leave a trail around the house.