Car wash humor

dieselfan1 · February 19, 2020

So I fill up tonight on my way home from Menards. I get a car wash at the pump. Pull up to the car wash and this young gal and her boyfriend/brother not sure I'm guessing they were 19-20 years old were at the terminal where you punch your code in. She couldn't get it to work. She tries and tries nothing. I get out of my truck and ask her what the trouble is.

She said " it won't work, it won't work" .

I said let's see your slip.

I punched in the code and the door opens. " How did you do that?" Easy I punched in the number here. I pointed at it .

She was trying to punch in the store number on the receipt.

It's get better..

When she gets done and time to pull out she pulled up to the dryer and stopped and sat in one place the whole 90 seconds. You are supposed to drive thru it slowly duh.

So she pulls out and her car is still all wet.

I drive in too far I'm laughing so hard I had to back up.

Edited February 19, 2020 by dieselfan1

Grumpy Bear · February 19, 2020

Yes!

:crackup:

CadillacLuke24 · February 24, 2020

I can't help myself

Was she blonde??

L86 All Terrain · February 24, 2020

The only cool car wash story I have is from my college days. Was either 97/98 I was at a car wash cleaning up my 92 K1500 in a small Canadian city. In pulls a beauty red Porsche 911. Started chatting with the guy as I liked the look of 911's but didn't know too much about them. Turns out he was from BC and bought the car new in Toronto as he worked between places and was driving the car to back his main home in BC. Not realizing the significance, he explained the car was a 993 GT2 Strassversion. I distinctly remember the fender flares and big Moby Dick style wing with the GT2 badging on the engine compartment. That meant nothing to me at that time other than this model was created to meet Homologation racing rules of that time, so I knew it was a higher end 911 like the 911 Turbo. The car at the time were sold for around $195,000 at the dealer. Today it is worth minimum of $1,000,000 all the way to the current record of $2.45mil depending on spec and condition. I always wonder if he hung on to it, or sold it at a loss say when it was 5 years old before the recent serge of free-air Porsche fanatics have exploded the used market.