Trying to drop a groaner at work

[JimCost2014]

On 9/11/2019 at 8:21 PM, HeySkippyDog said:

My breaking point was seeing a chunk of feces in a sink drain.

There are people wiping their ass with their hand. What else have they touched?

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Guessing your lunch, your door handles, your steering wheel, your stapler, your chair, your phone, I will think of more.....

[Chevyguy85]

59 minutes ago, TXGREEK said:

Can’t believe this thread is still going.....


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lol why not?  A few years ago on XDA there was a thread that lasted 1537 posts (yes I went back and looked) on bacon or bacon related shenanigans.  Started as a joke and we kept it going because why not?  I want to say there were only about 10-20 of us doing the bulk of the posting.  Started mainly by people with the same phone back then too, maybe that's why it died out, I was probably the last one to get rid of that phone after 5 years with it.

[JimCost2014]

On 10/9/2019 at 12:42 PM, HeySkippyDog said:

It's time to drop a groaner! Wish me luck!

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Technically , it is called a growler in you are doing it correctly....

[HeySkippyDog]

Guessing your lunch, your door handles, your steering wheel, your stapler, your chair, your phone, I will think of more.....

Don't remind me, I fully understand pathology from my sister, a 12 year veteran of hospital nursing.

That stuff still gets on you, whether you wash your hands fervently or not! [emoji51]

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[JimCost2014]

6 minutes ago, Chevyguy85 said:

lol why not?  A few years ago on XDA there was a thread that lasted 1537 posts (yes I went back and looked) on bacon or bacon related shenanigans.  Started as a joke and we kept it going because why not?  I want to say there were only about 10-20 of us doing the bulk of the posting.  Started mainly by people with the same phone back then too, maybe that's why it died out, I was probably the last one to get rid of that phone after 5 years with it.

BACON????

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[JimCost2014]

50 minutes ago, HeySkippyDog said:

Don't remind me, I fully understand pathology from my sister, a 12 year veteran of hospital nursing.

That stuff still gets on you, whether you wash your hands fervently or not!

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Saw an old man emptying his colonoscopy bag in the bathroom sink of a Mexican fast food restaurant.

 

Was hungry, so I still ate lunch....

 

 

Edited November 5, 2019 by JimCost2014

[HeySkippyDog]

Saw an old man emptying his colonoscopy bag in the sink of a Mexican fast food restaurant.
 
Was hungry, so I still ate lunch....
 
 

You're a beast.

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[JimCost2014]

8 minutes ago, HeySkippyDog said:

You're a beast.

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I have a little bit of class, not like I ate my lunch in the bathroom.....

[HeySkippyDog]

Make sure you specify no brown salsa!

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[txab]

 

 

 

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Can’t believe this thread is still going.....
 

 

Many have said the same of some of your threads

[txab]

1 hour ago, JimCost2014 said:

Saw an old man emptying his colonoscopy bag in the bathroom sink of a Mexican fast food restaurant.

 

Was hungry, so I still ate lunch....

 

 

Colostomy or ostomy bag, not colonoscopy

[JimCost2014]

19 minutes ago, txab said:

Colostomy or ostomy bag, not colonoscopy

My mistake, same result in what was coming out into the sink....

[TXGREEK]

Colostomy or ostomy bag, not colonoscopy

You too??? When will it ever end lol!


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[CadillacLuke24]

7 hours ago, HeySkippyDog said:

Don't remind me, I fully understand pathology from my sister, a 12 year veteran of hospital nursing.

That stuff still gets on you, whether you wash your hands fervently or not!

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I've been described as a germophobe at work by the women I work with ( hospital in Wyoming). I use the high power disinfectant wipes to clean my phone prior to every shift. If I drive to work, I will wipe down my chair, my keyboard, my desk, the computer mouse, etc etc etc. 

 

I wonder if that is part of the difference between associate degree and bachelor degree nurses.

[JimCost2014]

10 hours ago, HeySkippyDog said:

Make sure you specify no brown salsa!

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Think I might fear the "chunky style" a little more than the color....

 

Ohhh, now I remember, he touched your mouse, key board, door handle,  and pretty much any other surface that you will come in contact with, time for the "full body condom" haz mat suit!