Joke Thread

[diyer2]

MOVE!

[KARNUT]

16 minutes ago, diyer2 said:

MOVE!

That’s funny coming from a person who gets snowed in half of the year. It’s adapting. In the mid section of the country they had storm shelters. Yes I’ve seen plenty of houses on stilts. My brothers father in law did on Long Island. The bottom had break away walls. The guys boat is probably at a storage vacility that he would drive his vehicle to swap. If the boat was there it probably would float away. 

[MaverickZ71]

Billy Bob turned his whole home into a deer stand. 

 

Edited April 27 by MaverickZ71

[MaverickZ71]

When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight

 

 

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

Junk in the trunk on the trunk?

 

[BigMick2023]

6 hours ago, MaverickZ71 said:

When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight

 

 

 

Things could get interesting real fast.....  

The driver works for DHL. 

[diyer2]

 

[diyer2]

 

[MaverickZ71]

The good ol' days, before GPS, when men would stop and ask for directions. 

 

[MaverickZ71]

Go woke, go broke.

 

[MaverickZ71]

You kids go in and git yer Mama; tell her to put her shoes on, coz we're drivin her to the flea market in the new car to buy her somethin nice for Mother's Day. 

 

[MaverickZ71]

Soooo.... the cashier at the restaurant just told me, "Strip down facing me." 
By the time I realized she meant my credit card, it was too late.

[MaverickZ71]

Customer states:

 

Slight wobble in front. May need alignment?

 

[diyer2]