Joke Thread

MaverickZ71 · March 5

MaverickZ71 · March 5

MaverickZ71 · March 5

Brandon likes his new underhood light. But he still can't tell where the smoke is coming from . . .

diyer2 · March 6

MaverickZ71 · March 6

Ask for Nikki . . .

customboss · March 7

On 3/1/2024 at 7:35 PM, Grumpy Bear said:

I went to the Drive in to watch "Up in Smoke" about a dozen times before I saw the movie.

While you were smokin' I was strokin' gawd bless corn fed Indiana gals......

MaverickZ71 · March 8

customboss · March 8

customboss · March 8

On 3/5/2024 at 2:41 PM, MaverickZ71 said:

Edited March 8 by customboss

MaverickZ71 · March 9

diyer2 · March 10

Got some new speakers to support my audio addiction.

Edited March 10 by diyer2

diyer2 · March 11

diyer2 · March 12

MaverickZ71 · March 12

Two ladies were talking in heaven.

“Hi! my name is Janet, what is your name?”

“I'm Sherry. It's nice to meet you. Can I ask you how you died?”

“Sure, I froze to Death.”

“How horrible!” responded Sherry.

“It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

Sherry responded, “I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

Janet said, “So, what happened?”

She continued, “I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.

Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

Janet said, “Too bad you didn't look in the freezer... we'd both still be alive.”