Joke Thread

[MaverickZ71]

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious...so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Biden?"

Edited February 24 by MaverickZ71

[MaverickZ71]

[Donstar]

This reminds me of the  musing about texting vs voice conversation.  If we discovered talking over the phone was possible after decades of only being able to text.....

[BigMick2023]

2 hours ago, Donstar said:

This reminds me of the  musing about texting vs voice conversation.  If we discovered talking over the phone was possible after decades of only being able to text.....

 

I've always thought texting was stupid and a huge step backwards.......but I was never a trend-setter.  

 

In a world of instant communication between people, it's amazing how most people still don't really know how to communicate with each other. 

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[MaverickZ71]

Drive-in movie night.

 

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[garagerog]

3 hours ago, MaverickZ71 said:

Drive-in movie night.

 

Awesome!  Now I know I'm not the only hillbilly out there, my first wife and I watched the movie "Papillon" reclining in lawn chairs in the back of a 1941 Ford p/u at a drive-in theatre in Clarkston, Wa. in the 1970's.

[richard wysong]

Sadly almost all of the drive-ins here in the northeast are long gone. Kids will never understand what they are missing. Some of my earliest memories are being with my parents in the 58 Rambler wagon at the local drive-in and my Dad laughing at the cartoons. Then as a teenager date nights or just the guys and a bunch of beer. Sure do miss those times. During Covid pop-up drive-ins appeared but it wasn't a big success