Joke Thread

[MaverickZ71]

[diyer2]

[diyer2]

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

2024 goals:

https://youtube.com/shorts/ohq09ocznmI?si=mignmAcf3KEmNIX1

 

Edited January 2 by MaverickZ71

[MaverickZ71]

[diyer2]

 

[MaverickZ71]

It's a good thing that making a replacement kid is fun.

Edited January 3 by MaverickZ71

[KARNUT]

11 minutes ago, MaverickZ71 said:

It's a good thing that making a replacement kid is fun.

My second daughter at a young age used a sponge mop and a puddle to wash my 74 impala. My wife caught her before she got too far. I appreciated the help. My wife thought it was her last day on earth. Much to her shock and my oldest daughter’s disappointment ( she thought it was curtains for the competition) I laughed and buffed it out. I explained to the little monster to leave the vehicles to me. 

[BigMick2023]

42 minutes ago, MaverickZ71 said:

It's a good thing that making a replacement kid is fun.

 

Being a Dad was never supposed to be easy......

 

Reminds me of when we left the house for about 1-hour and left the dog in the house.......

Dog got sick and crapped in almost every room in the house, he met us at the door wagging his tail.....pretty hard to get mad sometimes. 

[Grumpy Bear]

3 hours ago, MaverickZ71 said:

It's a good thing that making a replacement kid is fun.

 

My first-born son and his friend from across the street at about age 4 or 5 decided to fill the tank of my 65 Ford with sand.  

 

No one died. 

[diyer2]

 

[MaverickZ71]

Had to get a physical for work.

The doctor said, "Don't eat anything fatty."

I said, "Like biscuits and gravy?"

He said, "No Fatty, dont eat anything!"

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

FUNNY how we survived the Good Old Days, isn't it?