Joke Thread

diyer2 · November 8

txab · November 8

WTF?

txab · November 8

On 11/6/2024 at 5:24 PM, MaverickZ71 said:

customboss · November 8

3 hours ago, diyer2 said:

That's kind of fishy.....

MaverickZ71 · November 8

With Thanksgiving right around the corner, I just shot my first turkey today.

Scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section at Walmart, but it sure was fun!

MaverickZ71 · November 8

MaverickZ71 · November 8

diyer2 · November 9

MaverickZ71 · November 9

This morning I was pushing my cart around Kroger when another dad pushing his cart on the wrong side of the aisle ran right into me.

He said, "I'm sorry about that. I can't find my wife and It makes me nervous, that's why I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

I said, "That's alright, I'm looking for my wife too."

He said, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"

I said, "Well, she's about 25 years old, has long blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs and she's wearing Daisy dukes."

Then I said, "How about your wife, what does she look like?"

He said, "It doesn't matter, let's just look for your wife."

MaverickZ71 · November 10

Edited November 10 by MaverickZ71

MaverickZ71 · November 10

customboss · November 10

customboss · November 10

PS I support the majority since we are a democracy.
@KARNUT you were correct. I admit that. About the election. I’m afraid that’s an Ukraine pain issue to pay. If he gets Ukraines land back and stops his buddy Putin from making war on a democracy then I’ll be first to sing his praise.
I APOLOGIZE TO @KARNUT