Joke Thread

[diyer2]

 

[txab]

WTF?

[txab]

On 11/6/2024 at 5:24 PM, MaverickZ71 said:

 

[customboss]

3 hours ago, diyer2 said:

 

That's kind of fishy.....

[MaverickZ71]

With Thanksgiving right around the corner, I just shot my first turkey today.

 

Scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section at Walmart, but it sure was fun!

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

[diyer2]

 

[MaverickZ71]

This morning I was pushing my cart around Kroger when another dad pushing his cart on the wrong side of the aisle ran right into me.

 

He said, "I'm sorry about that. I can't find my wife and It makes me nervous, that's why I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. 

 

I said, "That's alright, I'm looking for my wife too."

 

He said, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"

 

I said, "Well, she's about 25 years old, has long blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs and she's wearing Daisy dukes."

 

Then I said, "How about your wife, what does she look like?"

 

He said, "It doesn't matter, let's just look for your wife."