Argh! Gross!

[Mike1220]

So last week there were a couple of days which were BEAUTIFUL. I'm talking windows down, rocking the tunez, loving it. I'm headed to a jobsite just loving life. Windows down, blasting. Fresh wash on the truck. Stopped at a traffic light, all the convertibles around me were down. I have a big soda in my hand.

 

Then it hits. Must have been an albatross. Gallons of poo rained down from the sky.

 

If anyone has seen the opening scene from "Undercover Brother", well that played out right then and there. Peaking Pigeon and all. A line of obscenities emerged from me the likes of which would make a sailor blush. There were women around me gasping. A couple of children may need therapy. It was bad.

 

To be honest, the spot was about the size of a half dollar. The rest of my statement stands as true.

 

Damn. I had something like that happen when I was around 7 years old. I was driving with my mom, all the windows down, and our car at the time had a sunroof. It was our old 2002 yukon XL Denali, that became mine when I could drive. I decided on that day when I was 7 to, for whatever reason, sit in the 3rd row seat all the way to the right (passenger side). Only two people in the vehicle were my mother and I. All of a sudden a flock of birds, most likely seagulls, all flew over the car and decided to have target practice! Dear God that car looked like it had been attacked by bird! Bird poo EVERYWHERE! Inside and out! I mention where I was sitting becuase the only spots of the vehicle that didn't see bird poop were the trunk (duh) and the far left and far right of the 3rd row, with my mother being included in the target zone! Oh she was quite furious, but my 7year old self couldn't stop laughing at the fact that I was in one of the only 3 spots not to see bird poo!

 

 

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[_Nomad_]

Well, that was a crappy situation.

[Mike1220]

lol ^^ now that I think of it, that day was quite shitty