Argh! Gross!

[Spurshot]

One of my bird dogs initiated my one week old truck. I loaded up a couple coworkers to head over to a meeting with the FAA yesterday and the guy that got in the back found a turd on the floor. Unbelievable!

 

Both dogs are veterans of traveling in my old trucks and have never messed up any of the past trucks. The fortunate part was that it was on the plastic door sil.

 

I suppose it proves that if you don't love your dogs you'd shoot the filthy beasts. LOL

[kstruckcountry]

Ah that's nasty. My dog only rides in the bed, but he'd still get a stern talking to for that. The bad part is you can't really discipline them for something that they did a long time ago.

[bdbake01]

So last week there were a couple of days which were BEAUTIFUL. I'm talking windows down, rocking the tunez, loving it. I'm headed to a jobsite just loving life. Windows down, blasting. Fresh wash on the truck. Stopped at a traffic light, all the convertibles around me were down. I have a big soda in my hand.

 

Then it hits. Must have been an albatross. Gallons of poo rained down from the sky.

 

If anyone has seen the opening scene from "Undercover Brother", well that played out right then and there. Peaking Pigeon and all. A line of obscenities emerged from me the likes of which would make a sailor blush. There were women around me gasping. A couple of children may need therapy. It was bad.

 

To be honest, the spot was about the size of a half dollar. The rest of my statement stands as true.

[chuckl1218]

Laughing so hard I couldn't see for a few minutes, but I know what you meam!

 

Right after I got my truck, I took the family out to dinner. Lots of questions going on, enjoying the ride...good times. When we emerged from the restaurant, the noise of a thousand birds that arrived while we were eating was so deafening, we couldn't hear each other talk. And there was bird poo everywhere. Everyone was duckin' for cover and I had that sinking feeling that my new, clean truck was now disgustingly coated.

 

While the noise was indeed loud, there were only a couple dime sized spots, one of which was on the windshield. There were more like a hundred, but it sounded like more. I was told these birds had been arriving at dusk in the past few weeks. Trees full of them. Amazing...

[Fiosguy05]

I had a bird drop one on mine the other day WHILE I WAS WASHING IT. Ha at least it wasn't after I had gotten done drying it! I have yet to have my chocolate Lab in mine yet. I will definitely be putting the full seat cover in the back that I used to have in my Tahoe.

[Spurshot]

.... The bad part is you can't really discipline them for something that they did a long time ago.

Yeah, I know...convenient memory. They play that card all the time. LOL

 

I'm pretty sure it was my pointer. You get to be sh!# expert after picking up a couple tons of it.

[SarahsGMC]

Washed and waxed mine and birds decided to hangout on the mirrors and they are now white

 

sent from my truck in a field

[SnakeEyeSS]

Washed and waxed mine and birds decided to hangout on the mirrors and they are now white.

 

sent from my truck in a field

Your next mods: mount an owl on the roof.

[Spurshot]

I think it's the innocent looking one that pooped in my truck.

 

[Daryl Z71]

So last week there were a couple of days which were BEAUTIFUL. I'm talking windows down, rocking the tunez, loving it. I'm headed to a jobsite just loving life. Windows down, blasting. Fresh wash on the truck. Stopped at a traffic light, all the convertibles around me were down. I have a big soda in my hand.

 

Then it hits. Must have been an albatross. Gallons of poo rained down from the sky.

 

If anyone has seen the opening scene from "Undercover Brother", well that played out right then and there. Peaking Pigeon and all. A line of obscenities emerged from me the likes of which would make a sailor blush. There were women around me gasping. A couple of children may need therapy. It was bad.

 

To be honest, the spot was about the size of a half dollar. The rest of my statement stands as true.

 

Laughed so damn hard at this right now! Lmao!

 

Sent from my Droid Ultra

[RyanbabZ71]

 

 

Ryan

[&CDFiXER%]

While in school, I usually left my window(s) down. We lived out in the country, no big deal.That stopped when I cleaned out the truck and found a dead bat under the seat.

 

Same truck I also hit a blue jay (I assume) while I was at highway speeds. It hit right below the windshield wipers. Apparently that was also where the air inlet was for the cab vent. Truck full of blue, white, and black feathers.

 

Where I parked my truck at our old house must have been in some sort of landing zone for birds. They crapped all over that truck constantly. The truck was in the open, nothing over it. I guess as they were on approach to the big tree @ 30' away they had to empty the tanks.... New house has garage designed by a sane person and the truck fits in it.

[SnakeEyeSS]

I remember when I had the E30 iI had this mechanic that like me and loved my car because I loved them as much as he did, and I constantly got preferential tretment the few times I had him handle something on it for me. One time he knew I used high dollar fluids everywhere in the car so he hand washed an oil storage pan, drained my trans fluid into it, covered the pan, did the repair, and then put the exact same fluid back in. There was a time he had a 3 car backlog, and mine would be fixed the next day.

 

So, of course my brother is going to use this guy. My brother is the avg car guy. His windows are left open at the shop, and the car collects leaves and bird crap at the guys shop.

[sourdough44]

I just ordered an A.R.E. cap, the dog gets to ride in back, seat covers will be soon too. Even if you walk a dog some you never know, it can take a bit for them to brew it up. They should know better than to poop in a new truck, their sniffer surely wouldn't miss that 'new truck' smell.

[LongrangeLauber]

I take mine for a joy ride after I finish cleaning it to air dry it. My truck only seems to get bird poo on it right after its all nice and shiny. Ive learned not to air dry it anymore and just use a shammy lol