JOTD: Rye Bread

Bad Bowtie2 · February 19, 2014

Two old guys were sitting on a park bench one morning.

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high, and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

"Do you have any rye bread?", he asked her.

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He replied back, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be too hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it!! Everybody knows about this but me!"