My new toy

elboberino · February 9, 2003

So I was wandering through the local hardware store (which carries everything....from tools to pet food) and I went through the camping section and found this Machette for on $6.99. Sure it's a cheap machette but it's a cool toy. I have absolutely no use for this what-so-ever. Just fun to have!

chevyman992002 · February 9, 2003

Psycho!!!

MountaineerTom · February 9, 2003

Are you Jack Black's brother?

TROYROBO · February 9, 2003

be afraid-----very afraid

General Lee 01 · February 9, 2003

Shallow Hal 2: Jack cuts the fat (Literally)

Firetiger(MN) · February 9, 2003

Are you Jack Black's brother?

lol...I was thinking the same thing and then I read your post.

elboberino · February 10, 2003

I wish I could be as cool as Jack Black.... I guess that's why I idolize him. Tenacious D kicks some serious a$$. I guess I kinda look like him....don't have the same cool hair though.

By the way, see the machette hung up in the back? It looks cool there!

Jack Black

Me

rrsob · February 10, 2003

Oh Boy. That settles it. I'm taking my address off my Profile.

City_Slicker · February 10, 2003

Jack Black

What is that white stuff on his lip?

elboberino · February 10, 2003

I don't know. I hope it's just cake frosting or else I gotta find a new celeb to worship!

And don't worry, I'm not nearly as psychotic as Jack Black is. I'm more like the guy he played in High Fidelity.

cowboy02 · February 10, 2003

Hey there bob what is up with the tape on the fingers? Did you sharpen that machette too much and cut your fingers?

General Lee 01 · February 10, 2003

It's not tape.

We hope it's cake icing.

Don't worry Bob, Mother warned me about Pissing off wierd dudes with machettes.

elboberino · February 11, 2003

Hey there bob what is up with the tape on the fingers? Did you sharpen that machette too much and cut your fingers?

actually it's band-aids. and yes, i did cut myself with the machette. one side of the blade has teeth and I sharpened them so much so that when i ran it across my fingers, my thumb and index finger, they cut it. stupid me!!